Skyrim story
I cast Frenzy on Grelod the Kind (the tyrant ruler of Riften’s orphanage), and instead of attacking the other adult, Constance, she starting running around, punching all the kids.

The Rift, Skyrim
Talos statue in Riften, Skyrim
Skyrim Challenge #18
Favorite house?
I LOVED my little cottage in Riften. I don’t understand how a dismal city can have such a lovely, homey house. It had a tiny sitting room with a cooking fire, a bedroom with a chest and a wardrobe, and downstairs there were a few small rooms decked out for adventuring purposes. It was nice to have a storage room to dump all my gear and the mannequins to put extra armor on. I know it wasn’t nearly as big as some of the other houses, but it really felt like a place I would enjoy living in.


Skyrim Challenge #16
Least Favorite Creature?
OH GOD SKEEVERS.
I don’t have directional hearing (half deaf), so they ALWAYS SNEAK UP ON ME. They don’t care that I’m level 50 and can kill them by tapping them with a finger, NO, SKEEVERS DON’T GIVE A CRAP.

Skyrim Challenge #15
Favorite in-game book?
Oh lord, it has got to be “The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol. 1”
ACT IV, SCENE III, CONTINUED
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
Skyrim Challenge #14
Favorite Weapon?
I LOVE sneaking around with a bow, but I am absolutely awful at kiting, so the quicksave comes in handy, haha.
Sneakily assassinating bad guys makes me feel cool.

Skyrim Challenge #2
Mage, warrior, rogue, or mixed class?
Oh, this is totally stupid, but I’m a mixed of two handed and stealthy shooty pew pew. I got two-handed up to 60 first, then figured out I couldn’t do well in the dark brotherhood without sneak, so I switched my focus to that and archery. As it is now, archery is at 100, sneak is fairly high, and I never use two-handers anymore.
